Andrew Thorburn reaped what he sowed
Oct05

Andrew Thorburn reaped what he sowed

Don’t be angry at Essendon. Or the AFL.

Be angry at Andrew Thorburn. He funded the first AFL ‘Pride’ Match.

He is a loser who got what he deserved.

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Bread and circuses for the bored and purposeless
Mar27

Bread and circuses for the bored and purposeless

The AFL has so lost touch with reality that this ‘industry’ is now happy to describe the most important day in the history of our civilisation as boring…

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Making the news (for all the wrong reasons)
Feb21

Making the news (for all the wrong reasons)

Turnbull’s ‘Rising Star’ now wants the NRL to select females…

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Equal opportunity insanity (or did you hear the one about the pregnant male footy player?)
Feb14

Equal opportunity insanity (or did you hear the one about the pregnant male footy player?)

As the AFL decides transgender women are female enough to play in second rate competitions but too strong to play at the highest level of female footy, we have Medicare inform us that 37 men gave birth last financial year.

Get ready to raise your eyebrows at the pregnant male full-forward…

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Do the math: If female AFL players injure at 5 times the rate of men, what about female soldiers?
Feb13

Do the math: If female AFL players injure at 5 times the rate of men, what about female soldiers?

If you get injured on the sporting field you get to have a beer afterwards. You can’t say the same thing about an injury on the battlefield.

The AFL has admitted females are 5 times more likely to get injured playing footy.

Yet our politicians are about to pass a law requiring Defence to put females in front-line combat roles…

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The rainbow casts its shadow over the sporting field
Feb05

The rainbow casts its shadow over the sporting field

‘The Full Bottle’ joins this website and turns the sights onto the rainbow’s march through the (sporting) institutions.

Ruck men is now an offensive term and if you happen to be a Commonwealth games volunteer beware of making gender-based assumptions…

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Where’s the ‘marital fidelity’ round?
Jul21

Where’s the ‘marital fidelity’ round?

The AFL is reeling after corporate adultery scandals.

Yet it is promoting homosexual marriage – even though over 10% of older homosexuals have more than 1,000 partners…

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Can we all throw up now?
May26

Can we all throw up now?

If female umpires are allowed to throw up at the footy, can we do it too?

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Pray, play, gay
Aug12

Pray, play, gay

The AFL is mixing religion, sex and politics.

That’s sure to make the fans happy…

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From soapbox to spears
Jun03

From soapbox to spears

Adam Goodes will never grow up when the politically-correct elite pander to his offensive and intimidatory behaviour.

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