Where’s Wally?

Has anyone seen Wally?

Our esteemed Australian of the Year has just disappeared.

True, David Morrison did surface briefly in early August. He was to speak at a function held by ‘CEOs for Gender Equality’ in Perth. Tickets for this snooze-fest ranged from $120.00 to $1,500.00 a pop. As Michael Smith noted, only 27 people booked in for it. Still, their attendance demonstrates that stupidity will never be eradicated, no matter how much this world progresses.

Before that, ‘Kamikaze Dave’ flamed out spectacularly, calling for the word ‘guys’ to be banned. Australia gave a collective groan and the entire concept of AOTY fell on its back, kicked its little legs once or twice and then stopped moving. Australians walked past it, mentally sweeping it to the dustbin of irrelevance in their lives.

Apart from this, not much has been seen or heard of Dave since he got the gong and immediately declared his support for:

  • a republic,
  • homosexual marriage, and
  • gender diversity.

So let’s see how well Dave has done.

He went into bat for the republic on January 26. By February 16, the Australian Electoral Commission had deregistered the Republican Party of Australia. Reason: lack of interest.

Then there’s the marriage-equality movement. If there is one it would lap up, it’s a hetero Australian of the Year with a background in ‘diversity’ pushing the barrow. And yet Dave stinks at his job so much even the rainbow has kept well clear.

And then there’s the diversity battle to eradicate the word ‘guys’. Normal people immediately responded by walking around offices dropping the offensive four letter expletive into any sentence they could.

The whole thing was embarrassing. Not just for Morrison, but for Australians. I’ve even heard that Aussie Diggers on operations in Iraq suffered humiliation at the hands of Kiwis working with them.

Any why wouldn’t you poke fun at a nation like us. If Morrison is the best we’ve got, we might as well give up on Australia.

Fortunately, we all know Morrison’s not the best because, collectively, we’ve deemed him a wally.

If you see him, let us know where he is.

Where's Wally

Author: Bernard Gaynor

Bernard Gaynor is a married father of nine children. He has a background in military intelligence, Arabic language and culture and is an outspoken advocate of conservative and family values.

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  1. This man represents the people who supported him. The Canberra set, that don’t care who they use or walk over to achieve their agenda. All this person represents is a social cringe of self interest who’s sole purpose is to use false flag tactics for government funding. Like the last Australian of the Year, using of the number one tactic of human nature ’emotion’, as of the murder of her boy by a his dead beat dad, is use to promote social engineering. If it wasn’t her some other sap.

    This time we have a gay right supporter. It goes to show these people outside their sphere of influence is like the scene off Team America, Alec Baldwin convinces the world’s leaders to unite.

    Once knock off their throne of privilege, they are thrown a bone, they are weight,measured and found wanting as people. Whilst speaking for the Canberra set of un elected public servants, Germaine Greers, the squeaky wheel gets the oil society of parasites, that use taxpayer money on how to sell a placebo, that they care, but a ruse for a pay rise, trip overseas and jobs on Quangos a semi-public administrative body outside the civil service but receiving financial support from the government, which makes senior appointments to it. Some how this fellow will be claiming mental illness like the book and T shirt.

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  2. This man and his friend in drag , Malcolm McGregor are an embarrassment. It is incomprehensible to imagine that they both represented our country in the Armed Forces. Our forefathers would hang their heads in shame.

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  3. Little man, little man syndrome. Good ridance to one of the most ridiculous choices ever for AOTY.

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  4. I don’t know about you ‘guys’ but I’ll be happy not to see wally or hear from him again.
    AOTY in this case must surely be Arsehole Of The Year .. just saying.

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    • A more apt title would be ‘grub of the year’.

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