The ADF creates hell on earth

Some people don’t believe in hell.

But they are wrong.

As proof, I give you the ADF’s everlasting diversity morning teas.

There seems to be an infinite number of them, replete with bottomless cups of International Roast.

They cause exquisite mental pain and suffering. There is nothing quite so unbearable as a room full of co-workers pretending to themselves and their commanders that they are interested in diversity.

And they have an incomparable ability to make everybody feel pointless in the most mind-numbing way possible: by claiming that everyone is special.

And as every kid knows, when everyone is super, no one is…



Author: Bernard Gaynor

Bernard Gaynor is a married father of nine children. He has a background in military intelligence, Arabic language and culture and is an outspoken advocate of conservative and family values.

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  1. Are we planning to do covert raids on Iran and Saudi Arabia to save the ones with “alternative life styles” or do we let them swing and roll?

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    • Thank you – brilliant article.

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  2. The LGBTI community have poorer mental health outcomes and have higher risk of suicidal behaviours than their peers. Typically we are told, “These health outcomes are directly related to experiences of stigma, prejudice, discrimination and abuse on the basis of being LGBTI.”

    However, specific attempts to confirm this societal discrimination hypothesis have been unsuccessful, with the alternative possibility – that these conditions may somehow be related to the psychological structure of a homosexual orientation or consequences of a homosexual lifestyle.

    The rates of sexually transmissible infections continue to rise among gay and bisexual men in Australia and internationally.


    Some issues to reflect upon during the, “One Defence inspired event” for the International Day Against Homophobia, Transphobia and Biphobia.

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    • So what you’re suggesting is ???? Don’t drink from the same cup as an ‘Alphabet’ colleague………

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