Some people don’t believe in hell.
But they are wrong.
As proof, I give you the ADF’s everlasting diversity morning teas.
There seems to be an infinite number of them, replete with bottomless cups of International Roast.
They cause exquisite mental pain and suffering. There is nothing quite so unbearable as a room full of co-workers pretending to themselves and their commanders that they are interested in diversity.
And they have an incomparable ability to make everybody feel pointless in the most mind-numbing way possible: by claiming that everyone is special.
And as every kid knows, when everyone is super, no one is…